Warning: Chauvinist Jokes

Posted by on 17 August 2009
  1. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out “get this out of me? Give me the drugs”. She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard,”I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I  wanted to stick it up your ass but you said “it’ll be too painful.”
  2. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me “because I am trying to examine you.”
  3. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
  4. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
  5. What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

975 Responses to Warning: Chauvinist Jokes

← Older Comments
Newer Comments →

Leave a Reply