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99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!

rochakchauhan — Thu, 03 May 2012 11:46:14 +0000

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalize
Guys cry!!!
Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
Guys can never dream and hope too much.
Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
Guys hate gays!
Guys love their moms.
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
Guys are very open about themselves.
It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
No guy is bad when he is courting
Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..some times…
Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
Guys virtually brag about anything.
Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
Guys think too much.
Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends….
When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sometimes .
Guys don’t really have final decisions.
When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
Guys like femininity not feebleness.
Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sometimes
Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

True Friends

rochakchauhan — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:18:20 +0000

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO
Maa – Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa – Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa – Aag lage is college main.
Papa – Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa – Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa – Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

NAUKRI CHHOTNE PAR
Maa – Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa – Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

BIRTHDAY PER:
Maa – Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa – Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

SHAADI PAR
Maa – Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa – Khush Raho
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa – Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Papa – Khush Raho
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa – Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa – Mard ban.
Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

21 Interesting Facts

rochakchauhan — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:15:02 +0000

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop
producing tears. Try it next time you chop these bulbs.

2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at
the same time. Indeed convenient!

3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name!

4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite and savour blood.

5. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds
hollow then it is ripe.

7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing
their own photos on each stamp.

8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately
six to eight weeks old.

9. It actaully snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979. Can
you beat that!!

10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than
plants watered with cold water.

11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called
phosphenes.

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and
ears never stop growing.

15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay
in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

17. At 40 degrees centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per
hour by breathing.

18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is
rebuilt every year.

19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that
walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right
foot, left foot .

20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after fatty meals.

21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the
sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

The World Is More Dangerous Than I Thought!

rochakchauhan — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:07:24 +0000

Why I Love my India !!!

rochakchauhan — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:49:01 +0000

A nation where the price of Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
Pizza reaches home faster than an ambulance or police.
Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
Students with 45% get admission in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% don’t because of merit.
Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at Rs.3300 crores and India is still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals a day.
A country where footwear that people wear is sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that they eat are sold on the footpath.
Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.
Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within a year while public transport bridges & roads alone take several years to be completed.
Where people make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

Left brain vs Right brain

rochakchauhan — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:19:14 +0000

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of your brain.
If anti-clockwise, then you use more of the left side of your brain.

It is possible to focus and change the direction of the dancer; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS	RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS

uses logic	uses feeling
detail oriented	“big picture” oriented
facts rule	imagination rules
words and language	symbols and images
present and past	present and future
math and science	philosophy & religion
can comprehend	can “get it” (i.e. meaning)
knowing	believes
acknowledges	appreciates
order/pattern perception	Spatial perception
knows object name	Knows object function
reality based	fantasy based
forms strategies	presents possibilities
practical	impetuous
safe	risk taking

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

rochakchauhan — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:23:52 +0000

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Some Crazy Facts

rochakchauhan — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:28:27 +0000

If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (DAMN IT !!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy…but I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm…. … )
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Some tough choices…

rochakchauhan — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:50:48 +0000

Tough Choices

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, and she was now pregnant again, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A – Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He has had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B – He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C – He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide … and scroll down for the identities of these candidates.

Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B was Winston Churchill.

Candidate C was Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES …… you just killed Beethoven - the greatest musician of the western world.

The seemingly right and logical choices we make in life are not necessarily the best option always.

Ladakh

rochakchauhan — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:40:22 +0000

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