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Category Archives: Humour
How to spot a NRI in India!
29 June 2008 – 8:46 PM
21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).
19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead […]
Worst 10 : Stupid Engineering Mistakes
27 April 2008 – 2:28 PM
1. St. Francis Dam, 1928
Self-taught engineer William Mulholland built this LA dam on a defective foundation and ignored the geology of the surrounding canyon. He also dismissed cracks that formed as soon as the reservoir behind it was filled. Five days later, it ruptured, killing 450 people and destroying entire towns (along with Mulholland’s career).
2. […]
How to Spot an Indian…
3 April 2008 – 5:38 PM
* Everything you eat is savoured with garlic, onions and chillies.
* You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
* You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
* You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it’s normal.
* You peel the stamps […]
Homer is right: Doughnuts are very important!
11 March 2008 – 11:44 AM
SCIENTISTS have worked out why Homer Simpson finds doughnuts so impossible to resist.
A study found that two areas of the brain leapt into action when hungry volunteers were shown photos of doughnuts.
The same response did not occur after participants had stuffed themselves with up to eight of them.
Researchers at Northwestern University in Chicago carried out […]
Finding humour in English and Indian
6 March 2008 – 12:42 PM
An e-mail flap at Queen’s Park this week put Indian English in the spotlight, proving yet again there’s something about subcontinental speak that gets people talking.
The following is a recollection of one of many recent phone conversations with telemarketers from Indian call centres (my last name presents less of a threat to New Delhiites […]
Common Windows error codes!
29 February 2008 – 9:24 PM
WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger!
WindowError:002 Nothing wrong. YET!
WindowError:003 Dynamic link error. Error in all files!
WindowError:004 Random error. No real error!
WindowError:005 Windows tried to multitask. System confused!
WindowError:006 Disk error. Disk in drive!
WindowError:007 System price error. Too little money spent!
WindowError:008 Terrible error. God only knows what happened!
WindowError:009 Error code error. Error code error reported!
WindowError:00A Broken window. […]
US of America :: 1973 vs 2008
29 February 2008 – 9:01 PM
Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck […]
Murphy’s laws :: Best ones : )
15 February 2008 – 3:00 PM
Murphy’s computers laws
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.
When you finally […]
Tattoo your name online !
15 February 2008 – 1:24 PM
Instructions:
Enter your First Name
Enter your Last Name
Email (Optional)
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Show Tattoo […]
