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Side Effects of Alcohol and its cures

BEWARE of these side effects & Take necessary care!!
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink On your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of [...]

This is why I wanna work in IT…

1. I have already enjoyed my life in childhood
2. I love tension
3. I don’t want to spend time with my friends
4. I love night outs
5. I love to work on [...]

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE…

NICK NAMES
* If Rita, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Rita, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
* When [...]

You are an internet addict when…

1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
2. Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
3. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
4. You start introducing yourself as “Jim at net dot com.”
5. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address [...]

Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor