If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) [...]
Tough Choices Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, and she was now pregnant again, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response [...]
In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi. The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth’s magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the [...]
14 December 2009 – 11:14 AM
BEWARE of these side effects & Take necessary care!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink On your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You’re lying on the [...]
6 December 2009 – 3:11 PM
1. I have already enjoyed my life in childhood 2. I love tension 3. I don’t want to spend time with my friends 4. I love night outs 5. I love to work on Sundays and Holidays 6. I want to take revenge on myself (Perfect Reason) 7. I don’t want to marry before 30 [...]