99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!

  • Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
  • Guys hate other flirts.
  • A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
  • When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
  • Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
  • Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
  • When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
  • Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
  • Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
  • Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
  • When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
  • Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalize
  • Guys cry!!!
  • Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
  • Guys can never dream and hope too much.
  • Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
  • When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
  • Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
  • Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
  • Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
  • When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
  • When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
  • You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
  • Guys hate gays!
  • Guys love their moms.
  • A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
  • A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
  • You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
  • If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
  • Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
  • Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
  • Guys are very open about themselves.
  • It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
  • No guy is bad when he is courting
  • Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
  • Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
  • Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
  • If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
  • A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
  • A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
  • Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..some times…
  • Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
  • Guys virtually brag about anything.
  • Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
  • Guys think too much.
  • Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
  • Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
  • Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
  • When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
  • It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
  • You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
  • A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
  • When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
  • Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
  • Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends….
  • When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
  • When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
  • When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sometimes .
  • Guys don’t really have final decisions.
  • When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
  • If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
  • If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
  • Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
  • Guys like femininity not feebleness.
  • Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
  • A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
  • A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
  • Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
  • Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
  • A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
  • A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
  • Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
  • Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
  • Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
  • Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
  • Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
  • Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
  • When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
  • Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
  • Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
  • Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
  • Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
  • Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
  • When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
  • When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
  • When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
  • When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
  • If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
  • If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
  • Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
  • You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
  • If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
  • When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
  • You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
  • Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
  • Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
  • If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
  • Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sometimes
  • Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
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    True Friends

    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO
    Maa – Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa – Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

     
    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa – Aag lage is college main.
    Papa – Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

     

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa – Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
    Papa – Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

     

    NAUKRI CHHOTNE PAR
    Maa – Naukri hee kharab thee
    Papa – Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

     

    BIRTHDAY PER:
    Maa – Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa – Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

     

    SHAADI PAR
    Maa – Sadaa Sukhi Raho
    Papa – Khush Raho
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain
    BACHHA HONE PAR
    Maa – Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
    Papa – Khush Raho
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain

     

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
    Maa – Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa – Mard ban.
    Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.

     

    MORAL:
    Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

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    21 Interesting Facts

    1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop
    producing tears. Try it next time you chop these bulbs.

    2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at
    the same time. Indeed convenient!

    3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name!

    4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite and savour blood.

    5. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

    6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds
    hollow then it is ripe.

    7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing
    their own photos on each stamp.

    8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately
    six to eight weeks old.

    9. It actaully snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979. Can
    you beat that!!

    10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than
    plants watered with cold water.

    11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
    your ear by 700 times.

    12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

    13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called
    phosphenes.

    14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and
    ears never stop growing.

    15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

    16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay
    in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

    17. At 40 degrees centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per
    hour by breathing.

    18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is
    rebuilt every year.

    19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that
    walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right
    foot, left foot .

    20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after fatty meals.

    21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the
    sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

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